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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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No, not a chance

Still no good.

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do women feel when they are in love?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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